Heyho, Im back with some joke, joke psl Mr Bean hehe.. bh baca sja n have fun. Laugh more and Stress less..Presenting --->MR Bean in action*lame..
1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
5) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
6)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
7) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
8) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful.. ..is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
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Pantai Seri Kenangan with syariah students and Cikgu Sophian
Pada 14hb june 2009,kmi ke Pantai Seri Kenangan bbq yg dikendalikn oleh cikgu Sophian.Pelbagai aktiviti yg kmi lakukan,mlangnya nda smua ada gmbarnya salnya gmbar ada yg rusak msaku transfer ke pendriveku..indaku tau ngapa..here are some pic yg ada...:) 
Ane gmbar msa dlm bas..gauk drg ane..drg main mikrophone yg dlm bas ane terutamanya c Kai xp.Drg anelh yg menghiburkan kmi dgn mcm2 lagu...ygku ingat lagu ketahuan oleh matta band sama peterpan mimpi yg sempurna..hahaha ada chance jdi penyanyine drg ah salnya suara drg merdu...tpi pitching perlu dperbaiki haha :p
Ane gmbar bas sewa msa ariatu..besar and high class :)
Ane gmbr aku ma c kai main ayun ayunan...hahaha...
ane gmbar sja2..haha
Mcm adi beradikh?
c kai sedng posing maut..hehe ensemkn...
ane msa main game..ndaku tau gamenya..ada2 sja..haha
ane gmbar c azhar..ia handal men gitar...tebalik g..iath caranya main gitartu.haha
yg bju ijau namanya c tinah aka eff..yg dsblhnya c rabiatul..dua2 hot.hahaha drg 2 ane yg menyalai segala makanan msariatu..ada plg g yg nolong drg p nda gmbrnya.ahaha
menikmati keindahan pantai seri kenangan.....gmbar dlm bas time blik k MD...
mcm si bnr...pdahal nda pndai main,pndai pgng ja..ahaha
boss ngaleh...
c azhar sma c wan...ndaku sngka c wan pndai main gitar..drg 2 aneth yg bising dlm bus..hahagmbr sebelum blik krumh....
lawa udh..p rusak tia gmbar ane.haha
smpat g drg bedakwah sebelum blik..c gman yg solo sal ia tgh2..msatu drg nyanyi lagu rabbani..inti fada..:p
gmbar freestyle oleh jejaka tampan.ahaha..Hope kmu enjoy mliat gmbar ah...ok
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Fuh...lama sudh inda beupdate blog Rav4 ane.haha...bdw aku boring arine yth mencheck email sja..email lama2 plg sekalinya masaku membaca atu tebacaku emel cali..yth akukn share ane...semoga terhibur..ayte!
1. Sapa lagi buduh.
Terjadi kisah bila seorang nenek tua yang hendak menyeberang jalan yang
hampir-hampir dilanggar oleh kereta.
Pemandu (dgn marah): Woi! Urg tua! Buduh kah kan mati? Nyubarang nda
meliat-liat jalan.
Nenek: Woi! Kau yang buduh! Melanggar urg tua pun nda pandai kana-kananya.
2. Mun Paham Bisai...
Si milah sama si dolah ani sepasang kekasih. Satu hari durang dating
arah kawasan sawah bendang. Dlm pada durang bejalan jalan di siring
sawah atu, si dolah becakap tah, cuba ko liat tu milah kerabau dua
ikung ah sambil menunjuk arah dua ikung krabau yang time atu menggesel
gesel idung sesama krabau atu. kira cium cium krabaulah tu. skali si
dolah ani menyindir, aku mau eh macam atu milah.
sekali nya si milah, bah agatah, krabau kita jua tu. dengan muka hampa
si dolah berkata, MUN PAHAM BISAI!
3. 3B
Moktar datang bejumpa sorang Ustaz kan meminta nasihat.
Moktar: Ustaz napa ya ah... payah banar ku kan betamu juduhku? Sampai
sekarang ani balum tah ku ada kekasih...
Ustaz: Kasian jua kau ani eh... bini2 macamana yg menjadi idamanmu ani
kan?
Moktar: Aku kalau bulih mau yang bekulit putih... lawa... tinggi...
pandai bepikir... sayang dan menyintai kadiaku sepanuh hatinya ustaz...
Ustaz: Ahhh... kalau macamatu... kau misti melaksanakan petua 3B.
'B' yg petama 'BERUSAHA'... apakah kau udah banyak berusaha?
Moktar: Banyak udah Ustaz... Banyak tampat udahku pigi kan mengurat
ani ustaz... nda jua pandai belurih...
Ustaz: Adih...! Kalau camatu kau misti laksanakan 'B' yang kedua tu...
ia atu 'BERDOA'
Moktar: Dui Ustaz... tiap kali ku sembahyang ndaku pandai lupa tu
bedoa ah... misti tu.
Ustaz tunduk kemudian merenung Moktar dgn pandangan yg penuh
simbolik. Ustaz: Mun camatu... err... Nampak-nampaknya kau ani misti
melaksanakan "B" yg ketiga tu."
Moktar: Apa tu Ustaz?
Ustaz: BECERAMIN
HAHAHAHAHA....
UPDATE BY : FAI
